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  • Real Name: Matthew Moffitt
  • Location: Middle Earth
  • Member Since: March 31st, 2013 11:49 pm
  • Last Seen: January 28th, 2015 09:31 pm
  • Personal tag line: Don't hate me for being cute, hate me for clawing down your curtains
  • Message board posts: 526

About mcmoffitt

I write articles for cracked in my spare time, so I don't have to go on Maury Povich for money.

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