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  • Real Name: Matthew Moffitt
  • Location: Middle Earth
  • Member Since: March 31st, 2013 11:49 pm
  • Last Seen: November 20th, 2014 03:31 pm
  • Personal tag line: Don't hate me for being cute, hate me for clawing down your curtains
  • Message board posts: 521

About mcmoffitt

I'm a full-time graduate student. In my spare time, I write short stories, novels, and articles for cracked. You can find my blog here: where I write about my observations on the world. Feel free to comment, yo.

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