Hola, bitches! This page will explode in three, two, one... BOOMchakalacka

Had ya goin' there. Anywho, I'm getting ready to thoroughly fuck your minds nonconsensually! Patience...

I quit smoking because , well, six dollars a pack? Seriously?

I can fly, but only in my head. I am a lesbian, but only on the inside.

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