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  • Real Name: Matthew Kitchen
  • Location: Brooklyn, NY
  • Member Since: November 28th, 2011 09:22 am
  • Last Seen: April 12th, 2016 03:48 pm
  • Personal tag line: I'm not that clever...
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About matthewkitchen

Started as a filmmaker in LA and accidentally ended up a writer in NY. Not sure how really, but have produced for ESPN and written for Sports Illustrated, NBC Sports, Badass Digest, and am currently contributing to My life goals are to appear in a Ken Burns documentary and to beat Mike Tyson's Punch-Out, both of which seem lofty at best.


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