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  • Real Name: Mathew Snowie
  • Location: Canada
  • Member Since: February 12th, 2012 12:44 am
  • Last Seen: August 4th, 2016 03:44 pm
  • Personal tag line: Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is elephant.
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About matsnowie

I was raised on Douglas Adams, Monty Python, Charlie Chaplin, Steven Spielberg, Alfred Hitchcock, "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World", sandwiches, books, chess, and tea. So I specialize in sarcasm and lunch.

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