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  • Real Name: Matthew Bohacik
  • Location: St. Louis, Missouri
  • Member Since: December 17th, 2010 08:24 pm
  • Last Seen: March 30th, 2016 02:56 pm
  • Personal tag line: A package of bacon should not put "fully cooked" on there package if it can not be eaten right away
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About madgod

I frequently rap battle with myself in my spare time. I don't believe the moon exists, its just the back side of the sun. I own 4 ceramic dogs that sing (not even joking). Im the snidest person ever created. I have the social ability of a leper. I have had Diabeties for three years, and still don't know how to spell it correctly. Im a fan of single purpose websites. I hate Drew Cary (He knows what he did). And I also think Seattle should be wipped of the earth!


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