I was born in the harsh conditions of a small, almost deserted Texan town known by the brutal, savage natives as DFW. I crawled through the soil and asphalt (mostly asphalt) until I realized I was no longer a skinny young brute of the Dallas jungles with horrifically scraped kneecaps, but I was now...alive.

I'm also an unemployed Aquarius and enjoy talking to excitingly sexy and sexily exciting people on the Internet with little to no regard as to my own personal safety.