First off, Louis Magnum is an acronym of my nickname and my surname. No, I'm not an idiot. I know that it says 'real name' but I rather keep the real one private.

I'm a sophomore Literature student in a college that most likely, all of you have never heard of. I live in a third world country which, again, I'm fairly certain only a few of you are familiar with.

Cracked readers love lists. So, I'll give you a list instead of plain text. Here's a random list of things that I like:

1. Literature
2. Football (the sport which uses actual feet)
3. Flag football (a.k.a. handegg among "soccer" enthusiasts)
4. Coffee
5. Pablo Neruda
6. iMovie
7. The beach
8. Indie & '60s music
9. Driving
10. Enneagram
11. Amaretto Sour
12. Dubstep
13. Sleeping
14. Philosophy
15. Sandman
16. Fight Club
17. Vans
18. Phoenix
19. Crossword puzzles
20. Pop art

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