After being born in the undercity of Mars, I became a space pirate along side my trust companion, Tricky Dick Nixon. Whilst pirating around the no-longer-a-planet pluto, I killed space Hitler by throwing out of my space shuttle and burning him up with my afterburners (cause his blood is acid). Then I became king of the plutonian penguin people (aka space nuns) and taught them the ways of love. (hot, slimy space-nun love)

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