Well, I used to work for a Colombian drug lord as a contract killer down in South America, but I got tired of all the beautiful women, free drugs, expensive clothes and mountains of money.

I returned to the USA and became a telephone tech support agent. Sure I am poor now and have to buy my clothing from thrift stores but at least I don't have to look at beautiful supermodels doing tequila shots and lines of coke off each others naked bodies. I am sure I must have made the right choice.

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