loqitu

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  • Real Name: loqitu
  • Location: Hollywood, CA
  • Member Since: August 9th, 2012 12:18 am
  • Last Seen: June 30th, 2014 12:13 am
  • Personal tag line: And then the Catcher in the Rye met the Children of the Corn.
  • Message board posts: 11

About loqitu

I'm so delicious that they banned cannibalism when they realized there wouldn't be enough of me to go around.

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