- Real Name: Cracked P. ILoveCrackedALotIngton
- Location: I haven't provided my location. Sorry!
- Member Since: September 17th, 2011
- Last Seen: April 25th, 2012 4:02 pm
- Personal tag line: Optimists know they'll live longer than Pessimists...
- Message board posts: 4
Death-defying, I'll live till I'm 900! My goals are to take over the world one word at a time and to make people laugh so their faces won't be saggy. Saggy faces are what's wrong with society these days. People spend money on plastic surgery to make them less saggy and all they really need to do is laugh more!