Mike Cooney is an American success story. Born to a white, middle-class family in an average sized suburban community, he would boldly overcome this adversity and do great things, such as making the JV soccer team, learning how to parallel park, and deciphering the language of Starbucks coffee shops without the help of language learning software. For these and many other accomplishments, Time Magazine named him their 2006 person of the year: http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/0,28757,2019341,00.html
When not stimulating the local economy through purchases of Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies, Mike shares his experiences and worldly knowledge through his treatises. They can be found on Cracked.com.
Ever the progressive thinker, Mike has outsourced his communication to a G mail account. If you wish to employ him in some capacity, or inquire into the availability of his television pilot, you can reach him at: Mikey.Cooney@gmail.com.
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