liim

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  • Real Name: liim
  • Location: usa usa usa chicago
  • Member Since: December 16th, 2009
  • Last Seen: April 16th, 2012 1:44 pm
  • Personal tag line: Remember what the dormouse said - the mullet WILL come back and i can say when that day comes I have never wavered from my calling!
  • Message board posts: 2

About liim

Am a fan of Hard rock, Blues, acid rock, cults, micronations, video games, psychedelica, 70s prog paraphernalia, and my hobby is that poster of N'sync I pasted in the inside of my toilet bowl so that whenever I shit i shit on lance bass.

Cracked iz the best a while back I got suspended from school for a day for reading it.

DAVID WONG IS the messiah for my new cult. Thanks to him, the 21st century is no longer making me miserable because I grow a damn plant!

I also like retro video games. like on the NES. We need a sequel to Kid Icarus!

band i'm listening to - Quicksilver Messenger service.
Hey, which path would it be sadder for your band to take -
QMS - Your founder is a great songwriter. He forms the band and goes to jail. Then the band change their style and become popular. Then the first guy comes back and changes the band, and even though he formed the band, everyone calls you a sellout. You break up.

Beach Boys - The one guy in the band who can write songs is going insane because the lead singer acts like an asshole demanding royalties. The Brother members die horribly, and there are three lineups because the three surviving members hate each other, and they drove themselves ito the ground and are playing state fairs. Also, the songwriter never releases the legendary album we're waiting for, and they spend a decade suing each other for royalties over the songs tey didn't help write. The sad part is once they were literally as big as the beatles. And nobody buys your CDs anymore because none of them are more than half an hour long.

Sublime - like Nirvana, but if Kurt died BEFORE Nevermind came out. You break up before you even become popular.

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