laxguy44
- Real Name: laxguy44
- Location: St. Louis, MO
- Member Since: October 6th, 2009
- Last Seen: May 21st, 2012 8:54 pm
- Personal tag line: If you didn't want herpes, you shouldn't have eaten that Tootsie pop out of the hooker's snatch
- Message board posts: 9
About laxguy44
Ask me and find out... I fucking hate people that write that. If I wanted to actually talk to you I wouldn't be stalking you on the internet. Ever since I read Dan O'Brien's tips to writing an erotic novel (after I finished cleaning the feces out of my Hanah Montana underwear) I've wanted to write for this site.
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