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  • Real Name: Laura - Jade
  • Location: South Wales, Great Britain (We're not united...we're just great)
  • Member Since: May 23rd, 2008 02:04 am
  • Last Seen: October 20th, 2009 01:50 pm
  • Personal tag line: So pure, even Moses couldn't part her knees
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About laurajadeth

So, I'm Laura - Jade. I enjoy the finer things in life such as peach flavoured water, cashew nuts, hubba bubba and a great rack. I also play music. Ask me about it, I'm sure I can find time to explode my ego all over your unsuspecting face to tell you how awesome I am. Even though I've written an About Me, you can guarantee I'm busy masturbating.

p.s. I'm very sorry about the terrible avatar photo. But in my defence, I'm just doing what I do best =]


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