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  • Real Name: lanternmiller
  • Location: Call your mother's house. I might answer.
  • Member Since: October 15th, 2010 05:39 pm
  • Last Seen: April 22nd, 2011 04:13 pm
  • Personal tag line: Hello? Hello? Who is this? Sorry, she's in the shower after the past four hours of maniac- Oh, hey, I *did* answer.
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About lanternmiller

I simply wrote this to get rid of the original message.

It is but one more victim.


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