languidmonkey

MonkeyVille

Real Name:

languidmonkey

Member Since:

September 22, 2011

About Me

Domestic Goddess to a husband, four kids, and a big stupid dog. It's a demanding job with shitty pay and bad hours, but the benefits are, uh... well, I get to watch a LOT of Spongebob. Also I get all the coffee I can drink (lots, as it happens). Add that to the never ending joy of PTA meetings and the sexy-ass minivan I get to haul around town in, and it's a pretty sweet gig! Things seem to go from mindless tedium to full on insanity in a matter of moments, then back again just as quickly. Is it too early to start drinking?

Laundry beckons, though, as always; drop me a note from time to time, won't you? A break in the monotony might help me keep my nose out of the scotch (before noon, anyway).