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  • Real Name: Abbey Willson
  • Location: Eugene, Oregon
  • Member Since: November 27th, 2007 11:40 am
  • Last Seen: June 30th, 2013 12:46 pm
  • Personal tag line: Wife. Mother. Skeptic. Atheist. Smartass.
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About kumquatwriter

A former member of a Lord of the Rings based cult who is now an atheist mom blogger. Recently was an audition of the week on the Tosh.0 blog. Tell me you're not curious.


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