kshipley

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  • Real Name: The Legendary Sasquatch
  • Location: The Forrest
  • Member Since: January 4th, 2008
  • Last Seen: August 31st, 2009 6:08 pm
  • Personal tag line: BWAAAARRGGGHHHHAAAAA!!!
  • Message board posts: 3

About kshipley

I am pretty much awesome on all levels. I do enjoy strolls along populated areas just so I can mess with peoples minds. I really am a gentle soul that enjoys the natural beauty of the world. Yet, sometimes I like to get down and party. Halloween is my favorite holiday simple because I can mingle with humans and noone ever knows...I love whiskey. Oh, and once I had sex with a chick and she thought I was being kinky by leaving my costume on, what a ho. G's up Ho's down, Peace! Oh, and sorry about the pic...I took it with my iphone.

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