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  • Real Name: kingmonkey
  • Location: The act or process of locating
  • Member Since: January 8th, 2008 12:19 pm
  • Last Seen: December 4th, 2016 10:17 am
  • Personal tag line: Janis Joplin says I have a conduit for evil between my legs.
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About kingmonkey

They say you can't keep a man fighting once he's run out of steam. I don't believe that. I believe you can keep on fighting, no matter how little steam, or steam-producing materials you got. I believe you can keep knocking down all comers, no matter how hard they come. I believe that no amount of adversity can push you back, unless you let it push you back, maybe after it gives a real persuading argument, or maybe when adversity spikes your drink. Adversity's wily like that.


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