- Real Name: Durk Harfwindinger
- Location: Picard's Ready Room
- Member Since: April 18th, 2011
- Last Seen: November 16th, 2011 1:53 pm
- Personal tag line: KHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!
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I'm just your average 41 year old paedophile- locked away in gaol, reading Cracked.com.