kengoldstein

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  • Real Name: KenGoldstein
  • Location: Seattle, Washington
  • Member Since: January 20th, 2009 09:46 am
  • Last Seen: August 19th, 2015 07:29 am
  • Personal tag line: Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
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About kengoldstein

I am a writer, editor and performer living in Seattle, where I moved about five minutes before the economy cratered. I will proofread for food, but only reasonably decent food, not that pumpkin pie filling even the food drive rejected. I still have some pride…

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