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  • Real Name: Katybird
  • Location: Michigan
  • Member Since: January 28th, 2011 07:16 am
  • Last Seen: March 11th, 2016 08:27 am
  • Personal tag line: Boner killer.
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About katybird

I went to flight school where I found out 1) I am afraid of heights and 2) I get airsick. So... that didn't really work out. But I did earn my license so I CAN fly, I just don't want to. I've been writing children's books but I tend to want to kill off all my characters and/or make them light things on fire. I love what I do and as soon as someone picks up the informative children's story "Mommy and Daddy Were Wrestling", I'll be able to do it full time. Wish me luck!


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