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  • Real Name: juan moretime
  • Location: your closet
  • Member Since: January 4th, 2008 07:46 am
  • Last Seen: July 14th, 2015 09:54 pm
  • Personal tag line: people are sheople and the world will soon be overrun with snorgtee's and taco bell.
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About juan

why do people write in "about me" sections of these online message board/networking communities? could it be because society has made us into a bunch of truly self-absorbed robots who really only care what is going to get our individual rocks off within the next five minutes, and it is just sooo important, so damn important that we write about everything we are into within this little space that sometimes only lets us write 5999 characters? partly. or could it be that there are actually people out there that can relate to our own experiences and even share their own, all while creating a global community, communicating with dudes and chicks from korea and indonesia, talking shyte with half a world between us satisfying that insatiable appetite deeply rooted in us all to be social/human? partly that too..

well, while i'm here i won't succumb to the former or the latter because i can do that on myspace.. :D

i like to read good blogs and cracked magazine used to rule my life! wow, i was addicted to crack(ed)?!!!


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