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  • Real Name: Jonathan Persinger
  • Location: Stamford, CT
  • Member Since: May 31st, 2014 11:51 am
  • Last Seen: August 11th, 2015 12:53 pm
  • Personal tag line: Born and Died at the GiggleFarm
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About jp091618

Jonathan Persinger is a writer from Stamford, CT. He received his B.A. in English from Edinboro University and somehow, that's not doing much for him. However, his fiction has appeared in The Avalon Literary Review, Quail Bell Magazine, and Wild Violet Online Literary Magazine. His current goal is be published by Cracked before age 87, or to figure out what happens to that cell phone Mystique puts in her pocket before shapeshifting back into her scaly blue form in the first X-MEN movie. Seriously, if the jacket she put it in was a self-created manifestation of her mutant ability, what the hell happened to that cell phone?



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