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  • Real Name: johnson28539
  • Location: Swimming pool!!!
  • Member Since: April 7th, 2008 11:16 am
  • Last Seen: August 19th, 2008 12:14 pm
  • Personal tag line: Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win you are still retarded.
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Not having a cracked profile is an indicator of mild retardation. Mild is my way of being nice.


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