johnli27

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  • Real Name: John Li
  • Location: Wherever I'm needed
  • Member Since: January 16th, 2013
  • Last Seen: December 6th, 2013 12:47 pm
  • Personal tag line: I attack them using my...additional notes
  • Message board posts: 469

About johnli27

I am either a man or woman, between the ages of 10 to 105, and living in a certain part of the world. I currently work in an occupation, or am unemployed, and am either single, in a relationship, or married (perhaps widowed). I practice a certain religion, or am atheist or agnostic, and my political views are either left or right, or are non-existent. My hobbies include doing things, or not doing things. My interests include stuff.

Current photoplasty rankings (so that my grandkids will think I'm cool):

-Once You've Seen It, You Can't Unsee It: #33.
-20 Valentines Too Awesome To Exist: #13, #7, #4, #2.
-23 Romantic Movies Revised for Honesty: #10.
-21 Ridiculous Pharmaceutical Ads We'll See Next: #10.
-21 Web Browser Features We Desperately Need: #7.
-23 State Mottos (Revised for Statistical Accuracy): #10
-If Award Winning Movies Had Honest Titles: #19, #8.
-15 Popular Websites as Understood by Future Historians: #7, #6, #5.
-If Everything in Life Came With Online Customer Reviews: #8, #3.
-24 Small Things You Don't Miss Until They're Gone: #8
-16 Shocking Statistics You'll Wish Were Made Up: #9, #8, #7.
-22 Reboots of Classic TV Shows Too Awesome To Exist: #11.
-28 Inspirational Image Memes (Revised for Honesty): #12, #8.
-24 Details That Would Make Video Games Too Realistic: #24.
-24 Warning Labels That Must Exist in Movie Universes: #15, #11.
-If You Could Tell Companies One Thing About Their Products: #12, #7, #4.
-25 Invasions of Privacy We'll Probably See Next: #11, #8.
-The 28 Least Effective Public Service Announcements Possible: #18, #10.
-20 Rejected Scenes from Classic TV Shows: #16.
-24 Ridiculous Ways We're Probably Ruining the Future: #11, #8.
-23 Terrifying (But True) Facts About Big Corporations: #9.
-18 Celebrity Endorsements That Would Actually Make Sense: #10, #5.
-22 Surprising Unseen Sides Of Classic Video Games: #15.
-24 Marketing Ideas That Would be Too Effective to Be Legal: #21, #16.
-29 Postcards Sent From Video Game Worlds: #12.
-If The Internet Ran the World: #25.
-31 Life Lessons You Can Only Learn From Video Games: #12, #6.
-If Hollywood Was Honest About Sex: #8, #6, #4.
-27 Dark Sides of Cartoon Universes You Never Got to See: #12, #10.
-22 Kickstarter Campaigns From Throughout History: #16, #12.
-20 Creative Ways to Ruin Your Graduation Ceremony: #11.

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