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  • Real Name: Jesse
  • Location: Colorado
  • Member Since: December 1st, 2009 05:00 pm
  • Last Seen: April 27th, 2016 09:21 am
  • Personal tag line: oh my what happened here i am not good with computer
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About jessek

Jesse was not going to let the damn red commies beat the USA into space. So he commandeered NASA's experimental rocket ship with his old army buddy Ben, his girlfriend Sue and her kid brother Johnny and shot off into the heavens.

There they were bombarded by cosmic rays, transforming their bodies in strange and fantastic ways.


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