jessek

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  • Real Name: Jesse
  • Location: Colorado
  • Member Since: December 1st, 2009
  • Last Seen: September 19th, 2014 12:54 pm
  • Personal tag line: oh my what happened here i am not good with computer
  • Message board posts: 43

About jessek

Jesse was not going to let the damn red commies beat the USA into space. So he commandeered NASA's experimental rocket ship with his old army buddy Ben, his girlfriend Sue and her kid brother Johnny and shot off into the heavens.

There they were bombarded by cosmic rays, transforming their bodies in strange and fantastic ways.

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