i am the church of no robots.
i believe in gary busey and increased gambling side-effects.
i can imitate almost any accent with relative accuracy.
i have unmitigated proof that the zodiac is total bullshit.
i preemptively refuse to apologize for egregious overuse of the word awesome.
(word subject to change without notice.)
reality is subjective, which by definition, makes it non-existent.
(... i know. you're welcome.)
