I live in the land of polar bears and stuff, therefore I don't take life terribly seriously. I do however have a wife and 6 kids, and I even wrote a book about it:

http://www.amazon.com/Mercies-Every-Morning-afternoon-ebook/dp/B002ZG8DKQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1285979757&sr=8-1

For every book you buy, a blind orphan get cured of cancer or something. For every book you don't buy, an adorable puppy gets set on fire.

Please save the puppies. Buy the book.