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  • Real Name: jaalyn
  • Location: Bat Country
  • Member Since: August 21st, 2009 09:11 pm
  • Last Seen: May 27th, 2013 01:14 pm
  • Personal tag line: Cogito ergo doleo
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About jaalyn

Millions of years ago out from the muck rose a hideous beast of pure sarcasm and trollery who resolved to never take anything seriously again. Then Al Gore invented the internet and the beast was set free, forever confused at the sheer number of people who took anything it said with the slightest degree of seriousness.

If you're offended, you missed the joke.


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