I don't even know what to say. I'd like to thank my producer James, without him I'd never have learned to brew booze in gallon jugs under my sink. I'd also like to thank Kortney, for without her I'd never have seen a chick piss in a urinal without getting covered in her own pee. It should be mentioned that she probably has the best tits ever.
Also, my dogs are cooler than all those people. Actually, think of those previously mentioned humans as honorable mentions to my dogs. They can't even be as awesome, because dogs are far more loyal. Seriously, I could just haul off and piss on one or both of my dogs, and they'd just be like, "ok that's weird, but do you still wanna go hang out later?"
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