well, i'm 5"4,140 pounds, i enjoy long walks on the beach, and...oh what, what do you mean this isn't J-date...no i don't know what the j stands for...oh Jewish, i thought it meant jello...people with jello fetishes, that's who!!!...on the internet, that's where you resolve a jello fetish...yes there's porn of it...because rule 34 that's why...no, pudding doesn't cut it...because it doesn't jiggle, you asstard, don't ask stupid questions...no, jello with fruit chunks in it doesn't count...because it causes rashes, that's why...of course i still eat the jello...hey, where are you going?...what do you mean you don't wanna talk anymore...yeah, but i didn't show you...oh, wait, you went into my fridge didn't you...of course i keep the used jello in there...because if you don't refridgerate it, it goes bad...NO, having man-juice in it doesnt make it go bad...fine, go home and cry, i'll stay here with my jello...wait, is this thing still on...@$&%

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