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  • Real Name: Brittany
  • Location: Union, MO
  • Member Since: March 28th, 2010 10:37 am
  • Last Seen: February 7th, 2015 09:02 pm
  • Personal tag line: I'm not as funny as the voices in my head say I am...
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About im_locke

I'm really sad to change this, actually, because I love the default message so much. Not that I deal drugs, of course, but because the idea of me doing so is so absolutely ludicrous that it's funny. I mean, I'm not anti-drug, and I certainly partake of certain things on a regular basis, but I'm just not the type of person who would sell them. Mostly because I'm selfish...

Anyway, I'm 25, I live in the horrible state of Missouri (which I actually love to pieces), I work in fast food, and I've wanted to be a writer since I was little, at least once I got past the princess stage. I'm really not a very interesting person, at least not to anyone who's not me, but if you want to know something about me, send me a message. Or, ya know, give me a couple days on the forums, at which point you'll know more about me than you do about yourself.



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