icansummonbears

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  • Real Name: I can summon bears
  • Location: Northern VA, USA
  • Member Since: October 23rd, 2008
  • Last Seen: December 15th, 2008 11:50 am
  • Personal tag line: I enjoy liquor... and porn. Liquorn? Porquor?
  • Message board posts: 1

About icansummonbears

Scientific fact: The three best sensations a man can feel, in no particular order are:
1. pee shivers
2. orgasms
3. a good shit.

It's science, so you know it's true.

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