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  • Real Name: Lance Uppercut
  • Location: Karabal, on the Caspian Sea
  • Member Since: June 1st, 2008 06:59 am
  • Last Seen: May 5th, 2009 09:41 pm
  • Personal tag line: Thinking gives me headaches.
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About i_am__dumm

I don't like midgets. If the previous sentence offended you, you're probably a midget. On another note, the reason there's a double underscore between "am" and "dumm" is because I accidentally hit the button twice, thereby proving that my ironic username isn't so ironic after all.


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