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  • Real Name: hvymtalmachine
  • Location: Redlands, CA
  • Member Since: August 16th, 2008
  • Last Seen: September 11th, 2009 9:53 am
  • Personal tag line: Who wants to abolish democracy forever? Show of hands.
  • Message board posts: 0

About hvymtalmachine

I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I am more about the children.


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