I haven't had time to write an about me because I've been far too busy masturbating.

*Updated* Had to stop masturbating for a bit and decided to take this time to add some things about me. When I'm not masturbating, I'm on Cracked.com, drinking, watching Law and Order or Arrested Development or Firefly, and sometimes, I do all four at once.

I took three years of German and two of Swahili. All I can say in German is "Ich kann niche in Kinos gehen. Ich musse mien katze zufurhen." In Swahili, I can say "Kiboko mangu hulia Alihamasi." They mean "I can't go to the movies. I have to feed my cat," and "My hippo cries every Thursday" respectively.

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