hellknight

I haven't provided my location, but I am not going to apologise.

Real Name:

Constantine like Alexander the Great

Member Since:

August 18, 2009

About Me

from the cheesy name, you pretty much guess that I am a teen...I look exactly like in the default Cracked picture except for the mustache (I don't have one) and I have longer hair and I don't wear a hood.

I am Greek but I am not proud of it...yeah that's pretty much me.I also wrote a pitch which kinda sucked (you can look it up on the forum).

My hobbies are bear hunting, striking down mortals who have sinned and hanging around junior schools sporting a pedo-stache (yes I am aware that, above, I stated I don't have a mustache, but screw you for judging me for my lack of logic. What have you done in life??!). I have a piercing in my ear lobe, my lip and my forehead, although I am thinking of closing the last one 'cause I feel a breeze and get brain farts (GET IT?!?!BECAUSE WHEN YOU ARE COLD YOU BEGIN TO FART!!LAUGH DAMMIT).

I had a pet rock but died yesterday because of dysentery. I WILL GET MY REVENGE ON YOU POOP!!

If anyone found my description funny is mentally unstable