i dabble im french literature... i know the hokey pokey in czech... When I grow up, I want to be just like Timothy Treadwell because Ghost, Banjo and Mr. Chocolate are schweet cookin.... i really dont care wat u think.... i like squash, i really do... somedays i sing like dolly pardon... not a fettish i like to show off... i dont like chocolate i promise... i got the whole world in my hands... i dislike your girlfriend and i trully believe that you do in fact need a new one... ok i do not like chocolate i lied to you i apologize... or squash... fav books: anything Dave Eggers and see spot run on audio tape narrated by Bet Midler... i am the best dancer i kno... but only in my bathroom...it is physically impossible (PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!!!) for me to watch the movie never been kissed... its totally true... i wrote a song once... it was called everybody sucks... i have nightmares about oprah making out w/ dr. phil... you can hate on me all u want but i will never order a salad instead of a burger... its just not me... adam sandler is amazing... i stink at driving... and i cant eat an egg and i sing like a rockstar...so there u go thats me... aren't i funny?... haha god i surprise myself sometimes with my brilliance... its truly a gift

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