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  • Real Name: harkavy
  • Location: The Jewish Eden, AKA Saks 5th Ave
  • Member Since: November 7th, 2010 11:55 am
  • Last Seen: April 14th, 2011 02:11 pm
  • Personal tag line: There is nothing wrong with masturbation; it is just having sex with someone you love.
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About harkavy

Russo-Jewish family. We originated, according to a tradition current in the family, with Mordecai Jaffe, author of the "Lebushim." The immediate ancestor was Joseph of Turetz (d. 1778), Turetz being a town near Nowogrudok, in the province of Minsk. The first member of the family to assume the name "Harkavy" was Gershon of Nowogrudok (d. 1824), son of Joseph of Turetz. I didn't know any of those old fuckers, but I am the psycho chosen person who likes to break dance on ice in spandex...I expect to be disowned soon.


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