happymf

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  • Real Name: Reverend Joshua Scott Hotchkin
  • Location: Iowa City, Iowa USA
  • Member Since: August 11th, 2009
  • Last Seen: October 8th, 2010 1:28 pm
  • Personal tag line: "I agree that nonsense makes perfect sense and that I am the Dungherder. I can put my foot right in the pile and get my slice-o-the pie.
  • Message board posts: 1

About happymf

I am a seven foot tall transexual accounting consultant. I can crush bowling balls in my gooch. I can create lightning with a falsetto. I am hung like a jury, and never in a hurry. I enjoy casseroles, dry walling and home made sex toys. I also like to talk long slow walks, smoke crack and cuddle with unicorns. I have an extensive collection of tears and I also collect internet celebrity pubes. Stop rape, sew yer holes shut!

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