I am a seven foot tall transexual accounting consultant. I can crush bowling balls in my gooch. I can create lightning with a falsetto. I am hung like a jury, and never in a hurry. I enjoy casseroles, dry walling and home made sex toys. I also like to talk long slow walks, smoke crack and cuddle with unicorns. I have an extensive collection of tears and I also collect internet celebrity pubes. Stop rape, sew yer holes shut!

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