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  • Real Name: gydorack
  • Location: Montana where the bitches and the antelope play
  • Member Since: April 29th, 2008 10:24 pm
  • Last Seen: April 21st, 2010 09:39 am
  • Personal tag line: I love everyone, except you, and your mom, cause she's a whore.
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About gydorack

I am an unemployed white male college student that is currently single with few friends. This makes me a perfect canidate to be a member of the cracked website. Where I spend a large portion of the day, in which I could be bettering myself, reading hilarious blogs and laughing at forign cultures.

When I've had my fill of funny I'll masterbate to asian porn then cook myself a hot pocket and then cry myself to sleep.

Thanks for helping me in my downward spiral!


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