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  • Real Name: guydog
  • Location: Sydney, future capital of the intergalactic empire of Guy
  • Member Since: August 11th, 2008 02:47 am
  • Last Seen: November 15th, 2008 08:40 pm
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About guydog

Last time i blinked it created space and time. You may know this as the big bang, i just recall it as the day i had my eyelids surgically removed to stop it from happening again. Now tell me i'm not awesome!


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