Yes, I am a girl. No, I will not sleep with you. No, I will not sleep with your cat.
Or your dog.
Or your mom, unless she is a six or above and Isopropoxide's mother.

I work at Chuy's, because Mexican food and poverty. I also have a permanent henna, because I'm way too cowardly to get a REAL tattoo and would rather pay fifteen bucks every month to get it redone.

My favorite writer used to be Cracked's own Adam Tod Brown, but is now Gladstone, even though he called me a lazy not-bio-updating whore.

I spend most of my days murdering transvestites and playing water polo. Usually not at the same time. I love Harry Potter, the Percy Jackson series, and generally anything that's not Twilight!

Also, I am the biggest grammar Nazi of all time. Don't push me, bro.

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