gilbert

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  • Real Name: gilbert
  • Location: laid down somewhere
  • Member Since: January 15th, 2009
  • Last Seen: March 28th, 2012 3:42 am
  • Personal tag line: alcohol gives me super powers, I quit drinking.
  • Message board posts: 14

About gilbert

Horrible alcoholic for most of my life. Been electrocuted, fallen out of 3 story buildings (yes more than once), hit by a car, beaten up too many times to remember with such classics as bottles, baseball bats (thanks America, bricks etc). Always been fine. Quit drinking after 14 years, my body loses its shit within 24 hours, I have a seizure and fold myself in half (backwards) breaking my spine in several places. Take away what you like from that little anecdote.

28 years towards death encounting with a passion for science...Mainly so I can build that self repairing robot suit for my brain to wear when me and Death have our final showdown...I'll figure out his brain cancer angle at a later date..

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