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  • Real Name: germanfrancie
  • Location: Austin, Texas USA
  • Member Since: August 23rd, 2011 03:11 pm
  • Last Seen: February 17th, 2012 12:51 pm
  • Personal tag line: still gets an occasional woodie for Sylvester P. Smythe
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About germanfrancie

Thoughts pour out of my head the way diarrhea pours out of, well, you catch my drift. I've been scribbling in the margins of my notebooks since I got thrown out of Ala-Teen in the mid nineties. I am nostalgic for simpler times, mainly, when I could still run fast enough to dine and ditch and get away with it.


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