geniuswaitress
- Real Name: E. Kelly
- Location: Appalachia
- Member Since: July 7th, 2008
- Last Seen: January 30th, 2012 10:54 am
- Personal tag line: Year of the rat? I'm still writing monkey on my checks.
- Message board posts: 158
About geniuswaitress
I'm a loud-mouthed Southerner who drinks bourbon and Tab. I read Emile Zola and watch American Idol with equal enthusiasm. I'm a vegetarian except for gravy. I have pantyhose older than you, so get out of my yard.
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