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  • Real Name: Kelly Robinson
  • Location: Appalachia
  • Member Since: July 7th, 2008 06:06 am
  • Last Seen: August 28th, 2016 06:11 pm
  • Personal tag line: Year of the rat? I'm still writing monkey on my checks.
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About geniuswaitress

I'm a loud-mouthed Southern freelancer who drinks bourbon and Tab. I've written for Mental Floss, Rue Morgue, Smithsonian, and some dumber magazines.



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