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  • Real Name: gcarden
  • Location: Woodenjew Lyketenoe
  • Member Since: September 26th, 2008 08:50 pm
  • Last Seen: May 22nd, 2012 12:39 am
  • Personal tag line: I'm like bacon: skinny and kinda greasy, but everyone still loves me.
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About gcarden

I wrote something in this box so Cracked would stop making fun of me. Ow, ow, my feelings!


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