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  • Real Name: ftc08
  • Location: Minneapolis, MN
  • Member Since: June 19th, 2009 12:08 pm
  • Last Seen: March 26th, 2011 11:26 am
  • Personal tag line: I'm crazy, not stupid.
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About ftc08

Nihilistic Hypocritic Cynical Surrealist. Comical Romantic Musical Post-Modern Realist. Traditional Neurotic Psycho-Junkie Eco-Socialist. Crippled Bitter Optimist Free Thinking New Age Pacifist.

Misanthropic Atheist Lyrical Existentialist. Iconoclastic Moral Compass Hedonistic Humanist. Lazy Bored Analytic Cold Radical Revisionist. Literary Graphic Cosmopolitan Sensationalist.


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